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Max (thinking): "I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you."
Chapter 19 p. 61-62
Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn." Chapter 83 p. 254
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"
Chapter 68 p. 214
SCHOOLS OUT FOREVER
Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)
Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: “She offered to cook breakfast.”
SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS
Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"
Max: "So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."
Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)
ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."
Max had always teased that the flock had voted Fang "Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader".
ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
Fang: ...
(LMAO!!!!!!)
Voice: "Maybe he does just want to talk."
Max: "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings."
Max (thinking): "I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you."
Chapter 19 p. 61-62
Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn." Chapter 83 p. 254
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"
Chapter 68 p. 214
SCHOOLS OUT FOREVER
Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)
Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: “She offered to cook breakfast.”
SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS
Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"
Max: "So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."
Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)
ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."
Max had always teased that the flock had voted Fang "Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader".
ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
Fang: ...
(LMAO!!!!!!)Voice: "Maybe he does just want to talk."
Max: "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings."
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